Trend Watch: Planet Doomed Because Of Eco-Marketers

Doesn't this just take the cake. Bad bandwagoning marketers have doomed our planet through overuse and abuse of the trendy and frankly, annoying Eco-marketing ploys. Trendwatching calls it Eco-Fatigue and states:

...serious ECO-FATIGUE is upon us, as independent and experienced consumers are fed up with being told what to do, or, more specifically, told what not to do. Treated like unruly infants by Al Gore and his ilk, the ECO-FATIGUED increasingly rebel against the green movement’s obsession with ‘no’"

It's ok. I had the solution to global warming a while back, it's only a matter of time until someone implements my plan....

Mooohaahahhhahahhhhhhaaaa.......

The Solution To The Global Warming Flooding Issue

From undeniable facts:

“If all the whales were suddenly removed from the ocean, the water level would drop by almost 30 feet.”

Now who do we think will be the first politician to suggest that rather than saving the whales, we need to get rid of them to save ourselves?

My bets are that once Senetor Ted Stevens has solved the problems with the Internet, he will move on to solve the problems of global warming and the 'remove the whales' strategy becomes his key platform. Hey, here's a thought, maybe he could put the whales into tubes?